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A few days ago I wanted to play a vintage 90s windows video game. It turned out that I can't run it on Windows 7 (64 bit OS won't handle an oldie application designed to run on older systems).

I thought maybe DOS BOX would help, but I got a message saying that DOS BOX can't emulate Microsoft Windows applications. I had to use my brilliant hacking skill to bypass that.

What I did was, I used Oracle (leet hackers prolly nod with approval right nyao) to set up a virtual machine inside of Windows 7. And operating system inside an operating system. Like inception, but cooler and without shitty music.

My system of choice was Windows 98 - better than 95 and none of that Me/NT bull shit. I have installed Win98 inside of my Windows 7 OS. I ran the 90s game in Windows 98, which was installed on the virtual machine I have set up in Oracle, while on Windows 7.

I'm kinda like Angelina Jolie in that movie Hackers, but prettier, and with much nicer hair (her hair was terrible in that movie).

So anywho, I've described the process in the feature chat, and some retard thought I meant I have (I quote) "Installed a Windows 7 theme" so I laughed my ass off and pretty much humiliated him in the comments. He became so obsessed with me, he kept whining about me for like over an hour, and kept googling the stuff I was talking about, and linking me to stuff that wasn't even close to what I've done.

At some point he mentioned NES emulation n win98 (Yes! 80s Nintendo system, he's that dumb), and linked to an article about running windows 98 applications on Win7 (not running the WHOLE WIN 98 SYSTEM, but he didn't seem to understand the difference.

It's sad how a hacker like me can make someone butt hurt this easy. And why? Because I've proved them wrong. I have also tried to explain something to them that was obviously beyond their cognitive ability. Something that was a piece of cake for me, was beyond comprehension to someone, and that cause a lot of jealousy and anger. I guess it's true what they say about inept people - they often don't know their place and have delusions of adequacy.
Description: But I'm sure we'd accept them all now too...


1.So. Simple.


2.This would definitely make getting into my car on a sun-drenched summer afternoon less hazardous.


3.This is very necessary.


4.This would be so awesome.


5.What does a "Check Engine" light really mean?


6.Think of how much water you'd save!


7.This just makes so much sense.


8.Why don't you understand that if I'm wearing sunglasses and headphones, I don't want to talk about your doll collection?


9.My mind has been blown. This would be awesome for students and teachers.


10.Because I want to be able to make disgusting microwave food at 3am and not have everyone in the house judging me.